Heineken Virus

A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.

Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!

by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021

Heineken brush

A paint brush that has been attached to a long pole usually with gaffa tape to enable the decorater to reach high places. Coined by Derek Edwards after the long running Heineken advert, 'Heineken the beer that reaches parts other beers can't'.

'the step ladders broken so I'm going to have to make a Heineken brush to paint the ceiling'

by jester stw August 25, 2008

heineken

My personal Fav beer in the world, and ive tried most, if you havent been to amsterdam, please dont comment!

Grab me a heineken! or we could go down to that coffee bar?!

by Jackrabbit710 December 28, 2005

Heineken

Jeff Hanneman from Slayer's favorite beer.

If you don't like Slayer, burn in hell.

by Murh August 24, 2004

Sheeken

Its the mixture of a chicken and a sheep
its when farm animals mate and make an animal

oh, the Sheeken has me laar!
Look at that sheeken, he would taste great on the grill.

by the masked chicken February 22, 2009

heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017

heineken

Imported beer preferred by Asians, particularly OGs (old guys, original gangsters) and fobs (fresh off the boat immigrants) and particularly Vietnamese.

"Aww shit, Johnny's drinking Heinekens and smoking triple-5s with the fobs. Fob-wannabe."

by TuanTuan November 5, 2005