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They will make you heart skip a beat and will fill your stomach with butterflies
They may be shy at first but will warm up to you and you will see their amazing personality
They are truly one to love
They will make you heart skip a beat and will fill your stomach with butterflies
They may be shy at first but will warm up to you and you will see their amazing personality
They are truly one to love
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John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.
“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
by Gash & Scobie ,Ayr August 2, 2007
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HMM who left this shit all over the place? i'm guess it was skeaton but thats okay because he's so fucking amazing.
by Kathryn Jane March 26, 2008
Get the skeaton mug.A instructor of Paramedic classes that experiences a student induced facial expression of frustration dubbed, "THE ANGRY SHELTON". In this moment of emotion he/she uses a variety of educational weapons to motivate his/her students to study hard, break them of bieng shy in front of others and take the class seriously. Also used for students who cut up too much in class. His/Her aresenol includes, but is not limited to:
"Ipod Karaoke"- used for motivation (he is known to use his own which included music of all genres from Jimmy Buffet to Lil Wayne)
"50 Ml bag of 5% Dextrose" - used as an alarm clock (usually aimed at wall behind student or empty chair beside student) can be substituted with tennis balls and books. Also used as defensive measure to the phrase, "Treat With Diesel"
"2 Minutes of CPR" - used for simple minded mistakes after extensive practice or students that consider lecture as nap time ("How dare you not know what Asystole is..." and "You guys look sleepy..." are usually heard prior to use)
****NOTE:The Angry Shelton is also known as: "THE LOOK", "Angry Medic Instructor" or "AMI", "The Shelton Stare". These looks are not to be mistaken for the "Stone Face" appearance when scopes or skills are bieng preformed, as it just occurs naturally during these periods, and usually means you have his/her attention.
"Ipod Karaoke"- used for motivation (he is known to use his own which included music of all genres from Jimmy Buffet to Lil Wayne)
"50 Ml bag of 5% Dextrose" - used as an alarm clock (usually aimed at wall behind student or empty chair beside student) can be substituted with tennis balls and books. Also used as defensive measure to the phrase, "Treat With Diesel"
"2 Minutes of CPR" - used for simple minded mistakes after extensive practice or students that consider lecture as nap time ("How dare you not know what Asystole is..." and "You guys look sleepy..." are usually heard prior to use)
****NOTE:The Angry Shelton is also known as: "THE LOOK", "Angry Medic Instructor" or "AMI", "The Shelton Stare". These looks are not to be mistaken for the "Stone Face" appearance when scopes or skills are bieng preformed, as it just occurs naturally during these periods, and usually means you have his/her attention.
1.)
Student: "My 3 lead shows ST elevation in lead 2, possibly from a brain stem lesion. Im gonna wait to do a full 12 lead while transporting, cuz this is an obvious heart attack. Im gonna call a STEMI Alert, load them up and put them in the truck and treat with diesel to the nearest cathe lab."
Instructor: (shows facial signs of Angry Shelton, shakes head and begins looking for throwable objects or seen picking up microphone for karaoke machine) last words usually heard saying, "Oh really...?"
or "Treat with what...?"
2.)
Student: "Patient has heart rate of 30 and is asymptomatic, im gonna prepare for Syncronized Cardioversion at 360 joules..."
Instructor: (angry shelton becomes present, stares off into space usually looking depressed) "Are you sure...?" is a common phrase heard usually followed by a entertaining student preformance of "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani.
Student: "My 3 lead shows ST elevation in lead 2, possibly from a brain stem lesion. Im gonna wait to do a full 12 lead while transporting, cuz this is an obvious heart attack. Im gonna call a STEMI Alert, load them up and put them in the truck and treat with diesel to the nearest cathe lab."
Instructor: (shows facial signs of Angry Shelton, shakes head and begins looking for throwable objects or seen picking up microphone for karaoke machine) last words usually heard saying, "Oh really...?"
or "Treat with what...?"
2.)
Student: "Patient has heart rate of 30 and is asymptomatic, im gonna prepare for Syncronized Cardioversion at 360 joules..."
Instructor: (angry shelton becomes present, stares off into space usually looking depressed) "Are you sure...?" is a common phrase heard usually followed by a entertaining student preformance of "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani.
by radmedicstudent84 August 24, 2011
Get the Angry Shelton mug.Eating disorder which involves purging during or after a meal for the sole purpose to eat more. Note: There is no body dysmorphia associated with this disorder.
Paul was just going nuts on the burger buffet, spewed chunks in the corner and went back for round three; I think he might have Sheraton's Disorder.
by spewing_guts May 16, 2016
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Those Shelton Gaels party hard.
by xGaelxIx November 18, 2010
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