A person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (Whose names freuqently begin with the letter K and end with N). These vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be Will Robinson to shear them frequently. These lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as Kendall and Sydney. Beware.
I called on the Lamb Shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named Kristen Jackson.
Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
by The Wolves May 5, 2010
Get the Lamb Shearer mug.The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.
Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
by Big Jock August 24, 2007
Get the Alan Shearer Island mug.sheater:- means shit eater. Someone who eats "shit"
You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.
You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.
by Adam Grant May 18, 2008
Get the sheater mug.A person with an abundance of pubic hair who leaves a sprinkling of curlies on the toilet seat for the next user to enjoy the visuals of.
Matt: "Sean, bro sorry I took so long"
Sean: "Yah what happened man?"
Matt: "Had to clean the seat from a "shedder" that was in the stall before me"
Sean: "Yah what happened man?"
Matt: "Had to clean the seat from a "shedder" that was in the stall before me"
by NewYorkBill July 17, 2016
Get the Shedder mug.A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.
Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"
Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
by RedReplicant September 12, 2010
Get the Sheanderthal mug.Beyoncé shedders Kim Kardashian a lot lately, almost like the better twin!
That bitch is trying to shedder my style!
That bitch is trying to shedder my style!
by millershakes April 19, 2017
Get the shedder mug.Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.
"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
by Shearer King February 18, 2005
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