Shatwicz

To simultaneously shit and piss oneselves pants.

Unable to reach the bathroom, Brian stopped to shatwicz on the 9th hole.

by Pizzaul187 July 12, 2009

SHAGWIT

A person that is so fucking dumb and mentally cabbaged that they can't even reach the dizzy heights of FUCKWIT. Also known as a 'jibbering idiot,' 'fucknugget,' 'spazmoid' and 'TAF' (Thick as fuck.)

Craig is such a SHAGWIT, there is more intelligence found in a sun-baked turd.

by GEMDNJ September 16, 2017

Shakwekwe

Multiple large black women appear out of nowhere and start riding the nearest cock

Lamar: Hey, I got some shakwekwe last night

Franklin: lucky bastard

by Shakwekwe69 January 17, 2021

Satwik

He is a great big brother figure, who cares about his relationships with people. He may get pissed or angry easily but he loves everyone's company and stay with it

He's soo Satwik (calm but not calm)
He's just like satwik

by Flashyninja8000 September 23, 2021

shit shat

When two men, sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls, engage in casual conversation while defecating.

John and Paul were in the bathroom having a shit shat.

by Sammy Cat October 13, 2012

Shamweinis

When a man gets a blowjob and ejaculates all over the girls face, then proceeds to make her clean it up with a shamwow.

Haha, yeah, that bitch gave me a shamweinis last night.

by Crazysexpositionlover June 5, 2010

Shat my dacks

'Shat my dacks' is the past tense for 'Shit my dacks'. This term is commonly used when someone was scared shitless when looking back on past events.

Morgz: Oi dickhead, we're gonna go see IT Chapter 2 on Friday night. You coming?
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*

by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019