1. Douchebag times 10.
2. A plastic bag filled with the gas and poop of an organism called Homo Sapiens.
2. A plastic bag filled with the gas and poop of an organism called Homo Sapiens.
1. A guy that goes to Applebees, and pays for his girlfriend's dinner with a giftcard, then considers it a romantic night out.
2. Dude you gotta check out the shartbag I lit up and just left on my neighbors porch. This is gonna be the best joke ever!
2. Dude you gotta check out the shartbag I lit up and just left on my neighbors porch. This is gonna be the best joke ever!
by BigCM April 3, 2010
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When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.
1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023
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by Spyderman69 January 24, 2014
Get the Shartburn mug.When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.
My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.
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Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard
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