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Slart

A term used to describe a woman so unbelievably dirty and skanky, that the resembles the stereotype of both a slag and tart. Using far too much make-up and fake-tan, she can be mistaken for a wedding-cake as well as an orangutan. Stay away lads.
by Yannis Pasapilakapus July 26, 2011
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when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning
Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.
by el_jay_ess July 23, 2009
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Spart

The act in which a man flatulates warm semen after pleasurable anal sex with another male. This act of flatulation causes a projectile white liquid to shoot out from the anal cavity.
Tim sparted in his boyfriend's face. His boyfriend, Pat, neglected to wash his face that night. The next morning, Pat's face had what appeared to be a very horrible rash with pulsating boils. Pat is no longer living.
by Todd Bergton February 27, 2008
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Spart

Sports that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. Often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. You cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who's form you like most. Often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. Same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.

The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
Julie: Marching band is definately a sport.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.
by jordanaustino October 13, 2010
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Short for "Spartacist" - a cult of Kim Il-Sung appologists that claim to be the only legitimate heirs to Leon Trotsky, and the vanguard of world revolution, forth-internationalist-stylee.
Sparts have a slightly discomforting obsession with abolishing "fascist" age-of-consent laws, and are occasionally shunned as some sort of Marxist-NAMBLA.
Silly Spart, I don't want a subscription to yr theoretical journal.
by VMC January 11, 2005
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Slart

'Slart' too tarty to be a slut, and not good enough to be a tart.
you total slart, either take some clothes off, or put more makeup on.
by Beefy November 6, 2003
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SLart

Virtual art done in the virtual world Second Life.
That is one amazing piece of SLart!
by Smiley B. January 19, 2008
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