purple shamrock

Not to be confused with the Danza Slap or Turkeyslapping, the purple shamrock is when a man slaps a woman across both sides of her face with his penis, immediately after receiving oral sex. In some cultures, it is a demonstration of respect and admiration.

As Sheila knelt on the floor, Raul showed his gratitude for the finest blowjob of his life, by bestowing upon her the Purple Shamrock.

by anonymousforobviousreasons August 13, 2007

No Shit Shamrock

What one replies to an Irish man or woman in response to something blatanly obvious

Irishmen "I'm a drunk"

Asian "No Shit Shamrock"

by vivic December 17, 2011

shamrockeeny

From the old irish,to leap in the air and click ones heels together,often with a yelp of pure delight.

yo did you check janie mcilhany shamrockeenying over the moon last night,tight.

by redshank March 22, 2008

blue shamrock

A dump; usually a rundown bar filled with fruitflies. Owner is a joke and has a crooked head

Why would you want to go to that “dump “ “blue shamrock “

by Crooked Head November 7, 2019

Sharocka

A Narcissist who's love of himself is second only to other people's love for him. Generally a boss, and most likely the most intelligent of your friends. Others should base whether or not they exist on if a Sharocka has met them and remembers meeting them. Basically, the person that everyone imagines they are interacting with when interacting with a non-Sharocka.

If only Sharocka would pass by to make my life have meaning.

Oh, Sharocka.. I mean Bob.

Sharocka, I don't know {insert problem here}. Could you enlighten me with your vast, unlimited, mind-bending, life-altering wisdom?

by SilverJaiden June 5, 2011

Cambridge shamrock

When, on St. Patrick's day (or night), a guy living or staying in Cambridge blows his load on his girl, preferably her face, while simultaneously flinging a handful of bright green glitter at her so it sticks to the jizz.

Yeah, we fucked for a bit, but when she asked me to turn off the Dropkick Murphys playing in the background I had to give her a Cambridge shamrock.

by TheZombiecorn August 17, 2010

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019