shard nugget

A person who who doesn't wipe after pooping or doesn't flush.

Jim you forgot to flush, you shard nugget

by Gdogils November 22, 2009

Shardul

The best person on Earth.

You are such a Shardul.

by Papa_Skoopy October 31, 2020

shared skirt

when two friends bag the same woman in different occasions.

(at a party)
Jim: "See her; I hit that last night."
Bob: "Who, Sheila? I hit it last week!"
together: "SHARED SKIRT!"

by David Gilmore October 30, 2003

Sharedbrain Syndrome

A brilliant idea that you come up with that you later find out that someone else has already thought of.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."

1.Coming up with a word or phrase that you think is really funny and original such as dudety. To describe male nudity in a film. Then finding out later that you just have Sharedbrain Syndrome.

2.I had this great idea the other day but i guess it was just sharedbrain syndrome.

by Fritztheten December 9, 2008

shardvaark

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece

dude look at him what a shardvaark

by thickshadee June 8, 2009

Sharad

Typical name for most handsome man in the room. Also name for people who is very well-known among everyone for awesome reasons.

That guy is definitely a Sharad. Just look at all the girls looking at him.

by mooney4me September 16, 2012

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020