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Sharknado

(shark.nay.doe) noun.

1. A tornado that dooms large metropolitan areas with dumping thousands of ravenous sharks ready to eat people's appendages off. No one is safe from the sharknado's destructive path of multiple vortexes and the only hope for survival is Ian Ziering (from the original 90210) and a washed up Tara Reid, oh and a bad ass bikini barista who also seems to be an expert marksman.

2. When many events happen all at the same time, making someone's life or a situation overwhelming. This comes from the SyFy original movie "Sharknado" where a storm of multiple tornadoes hit LA full of ravenous sharks.
Example 1: If you are trapped in a school bus flooded with water and sharks waiting to make you Purina Shark Chow, just know a sharknado is on it's way. Don't worry, Tara Reid will save the day.

Example 2: Jan: Fuck dude, I've had a totally shitty day today. First my car broke down which made me late for my meeting and which made my boss rip me a new one and I got mud on my new Prada shoes.

Jack: Sounds like you had a sharknado of a day.
by Momo18 September 3, 2013
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Sharkbait

Pale, white tourists in a tropical area.
- they can be fed to the sharks

Used more often in small Hawaiian towns.
Ike: Mann, check out the sharkbait by the Foot Locker

Kai: They're whiter than Paris Hilton!
by MackPC May 15, 2010
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sharkbait

When a woman is on her period and masturbates in the tub, leaving a red cloud in the water. Also sharkbate, a play on masturbate.
I was horny and on my period, so I did a sharkbait in the tub because I didn't want to wash my sheets.
by ABQ Thesaurus Rex August 30, 2016
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Sharknado effect

when an actor/actress continues their career as the high profile actor in a crappy made-for-TV movie
Candace Cameron has ultiized the Sharknado Effect with a series of leading roles in Lifetime Original movies- which is good for her but bad for humanity.
by The treacherous sock April 3, 2016
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Sharknado

Anything that is big, confusing and potentially dangerous that probably shouldn't exist but you still have to deal with anyway. See also, Sharknado, the movie
As Charlie Sheen's PR person you have to deal with one Sharknado after another.
by Jonny Blair August 26, 2013
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jump the sharknado

A term to describe a moment when something that was so bad it's good has reached a point where it is now just bad.
Watch this movie jump the sharknado as soon as they start trying to shove comic relief characters in our faces.

Sucker Punch jumped the sharknado right around the point that samurai statues attack from out of nowhere for no reason.
by Meriog February 13, 2014
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sharkbait

"Damn, Shaniqua, did you get your hair did?? It's totally sharkbait!"
by Zeke Brown June 23, 2008
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