Shampoo

Something you wash your hair with.

last night I had to wash my hair but there was no shampoo so I had to use my boyfriends cum

by yuhhhhhhh June 24, 2019

shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

by Gabrielleisalwaysright June 7, 2011

the shampoo

Usually performed by an extremely gay person called max. The move in which a man cums into another man's mouth, the man then gargles to create a shampoo effect.

bob: what is that guy doing in the movie?
fred: he is giving him the shampoo

by callmegod93 June 25, 2009

Shampoo

While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.

Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo

by Peter File 69 January 21, 2008

shampoo

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”

Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

by Jeffrey March 26, 2004

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

by katrinarobin June 16, 2011