Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.

I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.

by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016

Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

shakermaker

Bit of a piss take of a song by the band Oasis off their album Deefinately Maybe. Noel nicked the sound from a Coke commercial and the band was fined 50,000 pounds by Coca Cola. They only drink Pepsi now.

"Dude is it just me or does that song, Shakermaker, sound exactly like that Cola ad??"

by pleatherboots August 31, 2017

smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

by scagneti September 25, 2006

Shaynerbate

Almost like masterbation but with a twist... Twirling midsection of body like a helicopter. Spinning clock wise causing forward motion... perpeptually! .... Counter clock wise, going backwards. If doen long enough other will join in... Let the games beggin.

Shayner, Shaynerbates all over RLC :))

by Shayner42 August 17, 2011

Shamerate

A Truely Shameful Framerate

Damn dude, your pc's suffering from a big shamerate, it's taking ages to load this page.

by Psyxe May 24, 2006

Showerbate

When you masturbate while taking a shower.

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.

by haha. k. March 28, 2015