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Brown Shaheen

Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.

Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.

Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)

Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."
Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.
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shadleen

A cute girl, she's precious, adorable, beautiful, she's helpful... she would love you like she owns you. Famous and will receive attention from whoever she's been with. she would be a perfect life partner.
she's so amazing, I think she's shadleen
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Frannie Shaheen

Simple definition she's perfect, most beautiful women on this fucking planet, she the type of woman you cant live without, the woman you cant help fall in love

Not simple definition: your everything I could ask for you make me wanna be a better man I wanna be your everything your hero your protector your husband one day hopefully you see me like I see you frannie I love you soooo much you'll never know

Your the definition of cute,beautiful,gorgeous,breathe taking
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Shaheen

The name shaheen is derived from a Persian prince, also meaning Falcon “King of Falcons” . Men with the name shaheen are extremely intelligent, have a prince like charm, and are usually very strong. The Latin meaning of shaheen is wealth (King) .
Shaheen was a Persian king. / the king of all falcons shaheen soared over me today .
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Brown Shaheen

The mix of lube and shit that is left on your penis after anal sex
"Toss me a towel, I didnt't notice this Brown Shaheen left on my sack."
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Shaheening

When someone wears pajama-pants at any location other than their home, especially when that place isn't Walmart, and shows no realization of how inappropriately under-dressed they are.

While bedhead is not required for one to be shaheening, unkempt hair is a common accessory for the shaneening individual; as is an overall lack of shame.
Fella #1: Dude, he looks like he literally just got out of bed, pissed, shook once tops, and came to class.

Fella #2:Maybe those are scrubs.

Fella #1:They're fleece and have Angry Birds on them.

Fella #2:Word. He's shaheening, hard.

Fella #1:Wait, did he really just march in with five minutes left, walk straight to the front of the room mid-lecture, and sign the roll?

Fella #2: Totes.

Fella #1: No shame.
by RADa5AURU5 December 19, 2011
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Brown Shaheen

When after anal sex, a person pulls out of their partner's ass and wipes the residue on their dick or strap-on on the face of the receiving partner. Just like a Dirty Sanchez, but one attempts to leave a Wolf Blitzer-style beard.
That girl was so dirty she wanted me to give her a Brown Shaheen!
by ballzee1 October 29, 2014
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