shatus

a shitty status posted on Facebook or the like, not literal, inferred as shitty, stated in shitty terms, or critiqued as shitty by observer

I'm sick of reading Danielle's "woe is me" shatus day after day. Enough already!

by Karma Kitty November 4, 2012

Skactus

When the hair on your body is growing back after shaving, resembling the feel of a cactus. Combination of skin and cactus.

Man, she hasn't shaved her legs and they're all prickly like a skactus.

by Tough McTougherson August 5, 2021

Shatussy

what you get when you wipe from back to front as a girl. shat and pussy, shatussy.

"her shatussy goes hard."
"shes always up in her shatussy"

by PootStayWinning August 27, 2025

Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025