shambles

To be in shambles.
Another way to say drunk or wasted.

"Dude you were crazy last night. You were in shambles."

by baishani December 1, 2009

shambles

1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table

1) It was a complete and utter shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles

by RMR September 14, 2004

Shabobles

The act of felatio (gladly) performed by a woman for a man.

1. Oh Man, does she love to give Shabobles.

2. C'mon baby, I had a rough day. Gimme some Shabobles.

3. By the end of the night I knew she wasn't gona fuck, but at least she gave me some Shabobles!

by Kipling (Tripling) McCreedy January 27, 2010

Sharbles

The poop marbles that slip out of your dog while walking half hunched and land on the sidewalk or street because you're not willing to let your dog take a dump in your neighbor's yard.

A pent up walk with Scooby resulted in a sidewalk peppered with steaming, rolling, sharbles.

by Limerickerintherear July 24, 2017

shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity

“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”

by Jongster August 26, 2021

complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.

Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011

absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.

The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011