Shartner

A person you hold hands with while you both shart yourselves.

Pete: Want to be my shartner, Dennis?

Dennis: It would be an honor, homeslice!

by PistolPedro March 11, 2021

quackity.is.sh0rt

She is a tiktoker that really likes quackity
Also she is the owner of a discord server called Mcyt Simp Headquarters with over 100 people

I love watching quackity.is.sh0rts tiktoks

by ..tubbo.bees June 30, 2021

hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

by position_x_force March 2, 2005

shirtneck

when you cant remember the name of your shirt collar so you make something up

"tugging at your shirtneck."

by flyte627 May 9, 2018

shartney

the cutest ship in the internet

there was a shartney moment today

by alonso1234 July 16, 2021

shortney

Noun.
A metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.

It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.

by TooPhunx February 13, 2014

Shartnado

1) When the shit hits the fan. Big time.

2) A shart of such epic proportions one could write a grade B horror movie about it.

1) Oh man. My girlfriend was so pissed it was like a shartnado in there.

2) Dude, I went to Mexico and had shartnados for a week.

by Emodario Minnow August 19, 2013