sexiled

-similar to being exiled, except you will never have sex again, even though you still live in society.
-when one returns to one's dorm to find that one's roomate is busy in the act of lovemaking, and thus one must find somewhere else to sleep for the night in order to avoid any unnecessary akwardness. Or, more simply put, one if "exiled" from the room because of "sex", hence the name.

That old man has been sexiled.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

Sexiled

When u start living in another city or place, where u no longer get any sexual action.

This city sucks man, feel totally sexiled here.

by Mr moody August 9, 2010

Sexiled

When your dorm roommate hooks up with someone, and they kick you out so they can have sex in privacy.

Jane: Hey Laura, can I sleep in your room tonight? I got sexiled.

Laura: Sure, no problem.

by Mac_&_Cheese July 22, 2011

Sexiled

Having to take up temporary residence in another room than your own because your roommate is railing their girlfriend. Very frequent in college.

Ted: the hell are you out here for?
Mark: I got Sexiled because Todd's girl is here.
Ted: that sucks, man. You can stay here for a night.

by The_entire_problem December 24, 2023

reverse sexiled

When you are unable to have sex in either of your rooms because people are in there.

My roommate's watching youtube videos of giraffes playing ball, and your roommate's eating stale cookies which he wants to eat in private because he's ashamed, so I guess we're reverse sexiled. We'll go find a bathroom or something.

by Kvothe_Songrunner April 21, 2013

sexile

To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

Sexile

Noun- Like “exile” but in the context of being exiled from your room by your roommate(s) so that they can have sex.

Can also be used as a verb. Happens frequently in college dorms

Yeah I’ve been sexiled again, Jared’s been getting so much pipe, kinda sucks to not be in my own room, but you gotta help a brother out.

Hey roomie, hate to sexile you again but Adam is really hot, and he has game

Hey Jenna, you’ve been sexiling me a lot recently, and I just wanted to ask if you and Theresa could do it at her place sometimes...

Aye bro, you’re in sexile too? Dang, should we just fuck as well then?

by Gottaketchemall March 12, 2019