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Seahawks

A kick ass team with the most dedicated fans. The real winners of Superbowl 40.
The Seahawks kick ass!!
by nb2412 October 16, 2011
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seahawks

team that has only 2 playoff berths in the last 13 years; usually blows it; however, they kick ass this year
The Seahawks will be good this year, i guarantee it.
by 000 October 16, 2003
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Seahawks Fan

Definitions:

1-Someone who believes that NFC Championships are just as valuable as Superbowl wins.
2-Someone who explains losses by claiming that their team has to play the refs in addition to the opposing team.
3-Someone from Kent who when given the team color choices of blue, white, and neon green, chooses to wear the neon green...Also, likely overweight.
4-Someone who wants the ball and is going to score.
5-Someone who believes that the reason the Seahawks weren't good in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 is because Matt Hasselbeck got hurt.
6-Someone who listens to, respects, and believes Softy Mahler is logical.
7-Someone who doesn't care about statistics.
8-Someone who gets more excited about false starts than touchdowns.
9-Someone who loses.
10-Someone who doesn't think there's any reason why the Seahawks don't go 14-2 this season.
11-Someone who has a selective memory that spans the years 2003-2007.
12-Someone who thinks they came up with the term "12th man" despite Texas A&M coining the term 55 years before Seattle had a football team.
13-Someone who calls Shaun Alexander a bum while wearing a #37 jersey.
14-Someone who refers to their players strictly by their first names.

ex)Matthew, Lofa, Julius...
Seahawk fan-"We would have gone 14 and 2 if only Matthew didn't get injured."

Good Fan-"Arg, you're a real Seahawks Fan aren't you?"
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Seahawk Fan-"We would've won if it was 11 on 11... since they had the refs, it was 12 on 11."

Good Fan-"That Seahawk Fan won't stop complaining about Superbowl XL."
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Seahawk Fan-"Yeah! False start! Seahawk Fans strike again!"

Other Seahawk Fan-"We are totally the 12th man!"
by heyyyo! September 22, 2009
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Anonymous 1: Fuck you bitchis

Anonymous 2: Fuck you
Anonymous 3: Fuck your mother
Anonymous 4: Fuck you both
Seahawks fan: I love the Seahawks!
by bingzigeegeea April 28, 2022
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Seahawk-Ripoff

To rip off someone like the refs did to the Seahawks in Super Bowl XL GO SEAHAWKS!
Joe-Dude why did you take that guys money?
Jerome-Why not? Its a Seahawk-Ripoff I wont get caught"
by Aaron Y. February 6, 2006
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seattle seahawks

The NFL team reigning from Seattle. Also the team that whooped the "unstoppable" Broncos' offense in the ass at Super Bowl XLVIII (48), winning with a total score of 43-8, Seattle winning. To be honest I'm surprised Denver scored that many points on us.

After that first Denver play, you knew Seattle was going to win.

We also have the most kickass young team in the NFL along with the best fanbase. Suck on that you 40winers fans.

legion of boom 12th man
The Seattle Seahawks are the #1 team in the NFL, no joke
by turkeysock February 21, 2014
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Seahawk

To royaly fuck up a lucky, simple, enviable, and/or glorious situation
The Seahawks really Seahawked when they called that pass play
by legit_hitler February 2, 2015
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