Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs really out here playing like monkey sex

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Monkey Sex

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.

by Barry Odoms July 19, 2003

Monkey Sex

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day

that frenchman does great monkey sex

by Towelie March 6, 2005

Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.

New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"

by Joshermon September 1, 2009

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

by Oprah February 25, 2003