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complicated sex moves

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When you get on the dance floor and while having a serious dance battle with your homie, a couple of groupies walk up and you proceed with intercourse intertwined with very serious and complicated dance moves
"I was getting down with Mike on the dance floor when Keisha came up and we started complicated sex moves"
by dickemdaddy2019 May 14, 2015
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Kit Kat Bar (sex move)

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The act of freezing your cock in liquid nitrogen, breaking off a piece, and giving it to your partner to suck on. This is a one time use.
"Well, honey, today's my last day to live. Wanna try the Kit Kat Bar (sex move)?"

"*CRUNCH* hahahahaha it's numb so I can't feel it hahahahaha"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by ydffg February 19, 2018
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Mandatory sex movement

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A movement that seeks to make it a law where if any guy wants to have sex with any woman anywhere that he can file a mandatory sex request to have mandatory sex with her vand if she can't come up with a very good reason why not she has to have sex with him or go to jail or prison.
Founded by a bunch of guys sitting around a table at hooters.
John is in the mandatory sex movement.
by Deep blue 2012 February 3, 2010
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Wifebeater (sex move)

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Having anal sex with a woman after she shat. Then sticking your penis into her eyes to make it look as though she has black eyes.
Charlemagne: Yo dawg i pulled the wifebeater (sex move) on my girl last night.

Stephen Hawking: Haha man, that is tight. hopefully she washed it off after
by TheWierdestKid July 28, 2009
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Hotline Bling Sex Move

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To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex
Ayyy yoo dog I filled my condom with hot sauce so she can't dump the semen into her pussy later
Hotline Bling Sex move defined as, "To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex"
by yules117805 January 14, 2022
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Ronald McDonald sex move

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It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.
Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?

Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?

Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.
by spanish_harlem55 September 24, 2009
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The Exorcism Sex Move

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A male holds a cross in one hand and ejaculates into the other then proceeds to fling said ejaculate at partner (mimicking holy water) whilst reciting biblical Latin verse. Amen.
The Exorcism Sex Move - "In nómine Pátris, et Fílii, et Spirítus SanctiI. I command you demon, cummeth for me"
by JXCXH May 2, 2023
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