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sex mommy

A female who is not in a commited relationship with a man but provides services: such as laundry, cooking, cleaning, and sex. She's his mother, but with sexual benefits.
Wow, Brianna does everything for Jerry, his laundry, his cooking, even sex! She's a real sex mommy .
by Hamsterballz July 22, 2017
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sex monster

1. a person who has sex a lot
2. a beast who has sex with other beasts
1. i am definitely a sex monster
2. wow, look at that sex monster, hollerrr
by ayla roman April 25, 2010
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Sex Move

No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.
Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!

Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.

Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!

Background Kid 2: *dies*
by Splek February 19, 2009
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inflatable sex monkey

A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.
"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper
by N ate Efron December 13, 2008
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Underaged sex movement

A movement that seeks to gets so called underaged sex made legal and promotes people having such sex.
you for the underaged sex movement?
by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009
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Sex Monkey

Someone who is very kinky and a thrill to have sexual intercourse with.
JUSTIN JOSHUA ASHER IS A SEX MONKEY!!!
by Heisabeast November 22, 2011
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Sex moat

The wet spot in the middle of the bed that divides two people after sex.
I love the cuddle with you, but this sex moat is too cold and wide to cross.
by rhpsreddit April 4, 2015
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