Severna Park is a mostly-White, middle-to-upper-class suburban small town just like all other mostly-White, middle-to-upper-class suburban small towns in the United States. Stop trying to classify an entire school population you fucking morons. Severna Park is not the best at anything nor is it a snobby shithole. Take your hormonal, unproductive, stupid fucking angst to the Broadneck-Severna Park games, because that's where shallow tools like everyone else whose posted on this page gather and duke out their meaningless rivalries.
'Hurr durr Severna Park rich asshole jocks spoiled derp derp' -jealous dick from another school in Anne Arundel County
'YYYEAAAHAHHH SP WOOOOO WE RUN THIS SHIT, THIS IS OUR HOUSE, WOOO NATTY LITES BROADNECK LOVES FACIALS' -<2% of the population of severna park, aka most of the lacrosse, football, and basketball teams
'YYYEAAAHAHHH SP WOOOOO WE RUN THIS SHIT, THIS IS OUR HOUSE, WOOO NATTY LITES BROADNECK LOVES FACIALS' -<2% of the population of severna park, aka most of the lacrosse, football, and basketball teams
by hexag0n1 January 12, 2010
i hate driving through severna park people there can not drive all you see down there are ppl swerving all over the road like drunks they need tricycles oh and when i go and race everyones bimmers my honda blows them away and i video record it all. all the snobby ass bitches that think there school is better at sports than anyone else i got a reality check for you, your schools suck, everytime i go through there which is alot i flip off all the dumbass's that are too busy talking on thier cell phones and go to the high schools and beat a few up here and there its a blast i hope everyone reads this and joins me on the beating of all dumbass severna parkies.
That stuck up severna parkie just got his ass beat.
I cant belive i just beat that bmw with my honda figures stuck up bitches cant drive.
severna park athlete: damn i cant belive we lost again damn we suck.
rest of maryland athletes: damn you guys do suck.
I cant belive i just beat that bmw with my honda figures stuck up bitches cant drive.
severna park athlete: damn i cant belive we lost again damn we suck.
rest of maryland athletes: damn you guys do suck.
by severna park sucks August 29, 2005
They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".
by Mike April 5, 2005
by coolest.person.ever. February 28, 2015
this is just in response to the person who stated that Anne Arundel Community College is in SP. I'm sorry friend but you obviously don't know your surrondings very well because the college is down College Parkway... in ARNOLD. Although everything was acurate about the Park, I just wanted to clear that up because well you make the rest of us parkies look stupid because you can't distinguish SP from Arnold.
ps. Severna Park is full of rich kids, great athletes, moms who drive SUVs and go tanning daily, great small businesses, skaters, druggies, dorks, and snobs. You name it we got it. But mostly we stand out with our popped collars, bmw's, and kids spending mommy and daddy's money. I'm not a fan, but I've lived here my whole life. Can't diss a place unless you've lived here, so all y'all from other schools have nothing to say, cuz you're not stuck here!!
ps. Severna Park is full of rich kids, great athletes, moms who drive SUVs and go tanning daily, great small businesses, skaters, druggies, dorks, and snobs. You name it we got it. But mostly we stand out with our popped collars, bmw's, and kids spending mommy and daddy's money. I'm not a fan, but I've lived here my whole life. Can't diss a place unless you've lived here, so all y'all from other schools have nothing to say, cuz you're not stuck here!!
get up, practice a sport, shower, pop that collar, and hop on your boat for a day of wakeboarding and tanning ... welcome to severna park life
by greeneyes87 May 9, 2006
THANKS TO PEOPLE WHO POST THINGS LIKE "Home of the severna park falcons who kickass in every sport, especially field hockey.
Rich snobs are the best, and we know it. Don't try to steal our side pony tail posers. They wish they could be like us and know that a non-parkie's life costs the same as our rolex!" EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF SEVERNA PARK HATES US. THANKS TO YOU WE HAVE A SNOBBY REPUTATION. SO GET OVER YOURSELVES..WE MIGHT BE RICH AND SMART AND GOOD AT some SPORTS..BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER PLACES WHO ARE THE SAME WAY. SO STOP ACTING LIKE PRICKS AND THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL STOP GIVING YOU CRAP FOR BEING THE WAY YOU ACTUALLY ARE.
Rich snobs are the best, and we know it. Don't try to steal our side pony tail posers. They wish they could be like us and know that a non-parkie's life costs the same as our rolex!" EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF SEVERNA PARK HATES US. THANKS TO YOU WE HAVE A SNOBBY REPUTATION. SO GET OVER YOURSELVES..WE MIGHT BE RICH AND SMART AND GOOD AT some SPORTS..BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER PLACES WHO ARE THE SAME WAY. SO STOP ACTING LIKE PRICKS AND THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL STOP GIVING YOU CRAP FOR BEING THE WAY YOU ACTUALLY ARE.
by non-snob parkie March 11, 2005
severna park REALLY isn't that great. i hope i don't shock any of you by saying that we basically live in a vacuum and that your parents are probably making you apathetic, self-centered, self-important, greedy people by raising you here. SORRY! i personally can't wait to go to college and go out into the real world. i'm sure i'm not the only person who feels this way.
i was raised in severna park and now i face depression because i can't afford a lexus and/or the latest coach bag.
another fine example would be:
we vacation in the bahamas every summer and i drive a bmw, yet we somehow can't afford to go anywhere but aacc.
ouch... i know it hurts
another fine example would be:
we vacation in the bahamas every summer and i drive a bmw, yet we somehow can't afford to go anywhere but aacc.
ouch... i know it hurts
by 123 go SP! May 9, 2005