Second Hand Embarrassment

When you feel so embarrassed for someone else's actions that you feel the embarrassment for yourself as well.

Stefanie is singing loudly in Portuguese! I feel second hand embarrassment... I can't be in the same room right now.

by arisames December 6, 2009

Secondofly

Used instead of the word secondly when begining the second point of an argument as seen on the TV show Arrested Development. It's especially useful when more syllables are required for correct timing in a joke.

Tobias: And secondofly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot--your wife is dead... I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do appologize profusely. I'm... uh....

by TheAtomicOption October 3, 2007

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

by Qewtji February 20, 2017

Second Life

A game where desperate people with no lives or friends get to live out their dreams of social acceptance and sex.
The vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward.

With Second Life, nerds everywhere that are deprived of sex in their 1st life can have virtual sex in their Second Life. Woo!

by Kaptain Kangeroo April 30, 2009

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.

Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

by Docanon February 11, 2021

second lead syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is the closet thing to death that isn't. Second Lead Syndrome is when you are casually watching your Kdrama and you starts to ship the female lead with the second male lead. Or when you start to fall for the second male lead.

This feeling is horrible because you shouldn't be rooting for the second lead in this love triangle but you are, it's like an identity crisis.

"So I was watching my Kdrama last night and started getting second lead syndrome"
"You what?!"
"No cap. It's horrible but I can't stop."

by hoteldel_leejieun October 23, 2020

second hole

in anal sex, this is the deeper part of the rectum where the colon begins. There is a muscle there that like the rectum has to 'open up' and for men who are endowed enough to reach it, feels like hitting 'the second hole' inside the first one.

A term often used by gay men

Let me open up that second hole with this nine.

That nigga with the big dick got all up in the second hole!

by BlkChicago79 April 21, 2006