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r u serios

Internet slang meaning, "are you serious?", usually followed by the disbelieving remark, u canot b serios.

see serios
n00b: my license got suspended
reply: r u serios? u canot b serios! OMG WTF!
mugGet the r u seriosmug.

En Serio

Spanish for 'seriously', often used as a polite way of showing lack of interest, or as a cop-out to having an intellectual conversation with your friends
Juan: "Estoy deprimido" ('I'm depressed')
Maria: "En serio"
by Nate The Ape August 21, 2020
mugGet the En Seriomug.

u canot b serios

internet slang, short for "you cannot be serious"

used as an excited utterance when the poster simply cannot believe what was posted inthe thread.
OMG, u canot b serios, that would ruin all humanity!!! WTF???
mugGet the u canot b seriosmug.

serios

something a mature 22 year old would say when he is very angry at someone.
U SERIOS STOP NOW
u seriosly bro
by oxyisdaddy November 9, 2021
mugGet the seriosmug.

Serio 10

Serio is a solemn oath of absolute truth and loyalty used among close friends — a verbal contract that what you’re saying is real and must be believed. Serio 10 is the elevated, unbreakable version of that oath. It’s the equivalent of saying “I swear to God,” but on a deeper, more sacred level — a level 10 declaration of truth that cannot be taken lightly.

Once “Serio 10” is invoked, the statement must be 100% true — no exaggeration, no trolling, no lies. Breaking a Serio 10 is considered “abuse”, and doing so severely damages your credibility within the group.

Breaking it once leads to a loss of trust. Repeated violations result in social devaluation, exclusion, and eventual ostracization. Within this code, Serio 10 is sacred — if you use it, you better mean it.

Think of it as a verbal blood pact. You either honor it, or you’re done.
A: “Bro, I didn’t hook up with her. I swear.”
B: “Don’t play with me. Serio 10?”
A: “Serio 10.”
B: “Alright then. I believe you.”

... Later B discovers that A didnt actually hook up with her

B: "Abuse. Straight abuse. You're done."
by bmankobe August 22, 2025
mugGet the Serio 10mug.

serios

A way of of saying serious by a retard!
by remave December 25, 2021
mugGet the seriosmug.

serio

Spencer serioed the message. I might serio it in five minutes.
by huntarhio August 9, 2021
mugGet the seriomug.

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