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equestrian

1.Something or all things good and horsie or defined by horsiness.
2. A person that works with or on horseback.
1. The Equestrian Center in Burbank rocks my socks... all things equestrian rock my socks.

The Equestrian Team won a prize this year.

2. She's a total equestrian.
by Predator Pony March 7, 2005
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Sequestrium

Specifically, a tent area inside of the main playing area at the 2007 World Series of Poker. The "tent" was used to hold final tables which were being simulcast on the internet and therefore had to be held in secret to prevent player collusion.
Sequestrium was originally thought to be a portmanteau of atrium and sequester but after outrage at the entire idea of preventing family, friends and fans from viewing final table action, many felt the entire idea was insane, so the combination of sequester and sanitarium was suggested.

Generally, any hiding or sequestering of events that should or could be open to the public.
The Pentagon is the largest sequestrium in the world.

The sequestrium at the 2007 World Series of Poker was a public relations nightmare.
by Poker Shrink July 9, 2009
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equestrian girls

Females who participate in equestrian sports, aka spend lots of time at the barn, dont mind dirt or hard work, and are exceptionally good with their hips (wink wink)
Bob: so whats the deal with you always dating equestrian girls?

Sam: yeah my girlfriends usually do equestrian stuff. Basically shes buisy alot but damn can she ride me!
by dedicated horse girl April 11, 2014
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Duvet Sequestration

Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.

Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.

As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)

Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!

Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,

Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)

Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!
by penske_file May 28, 2014
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throat equestrian

throat equestrian is a sexual act where a women gives cranium to a man six foot nine or taller and he curls up to gain traction like a small man on a horse
james knew she was gonna turn him into a {throat equestrian} that night
by sanxity March 29, 2019
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equestrian blumpkin

A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.
"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
by The Masked Pooper January 6, 2009
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A term used to describe an even more useless version of a dog and pony show.
"I hear HR wants a dog and pony show tomorrow."

"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."

"Damn."
by Rapier June 27, 2007
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