spukununu

Another word for a vagina.

"She has such a hairy spukununu, I'm sure if we looked hard enough, we could find Rasputin in there!"

by cseim June 14, 2008

seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu

Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.

by Paunda November 12, 2016

seppuku

Ritual suicide by stabing them self in the stomach formerly practiced by Japanese samurai. Also called hara-kiri.

I plan to die by commiting seppuku

by Corey D. February 1, 2004

sepukakke

To comit suicide by drowning in semen.

A combination of Sepuku and Bukakke.

Ronozoh failed in his attempt to commit sepukakke.

by Kharhl April 22, 2006

sapuku

What some people say instead of "sepuku"- ritual japanese suicide involving a knife to the abdomain.

Sapuku is so emo, no wonder Japan is so fucked up.

I just got raped by that test I'm going home and commit the sapuku.

What a funny way to die, 'I'm so sad...erggh'. No wonder they lost WWII

by dravendach September 24, 2006

Seppuku

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

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by Teej October 10, 2006

Seppuku

the act of eating Japanese takeout naked in the middle of the road in order to impress friends and bestow honor to your family.

I commited Seppuku last night and my parents joined in.
I always do Seppuku every morning before work.

by SeppukuMan September 2, 2013