sep 8

the day that someone with a name that starts with a J has to kiss their crush

kiss me “J” it’s sep 8

by deeznuts95 September 7, 2021

sep 25

guys give your girl bsf a hoodie day🤑🤍

guy: it’s sep 25
girl: i know
guy: here’s a hoodie
girl: aww thx love you bsf

by brooke.skye4 November 25, 2020

sep slap

after a girl gives you head u pull out cum in your hand and slap her across the face. be sure ur penis is well out of reach of the female due to the fact that this could anger her

one time this girl wouldnt swallow so i sep slapped her

by the sep slap July 23, 2010

sep 5

my birthday and probably urs if ur looking this up
also national pet rock day

'hey dude, are you born sep 5?'
'yeah.'
'i bet u have a pet rock.'

by Echosheadonastick April 27, 2021

Sep Sheet

An annoying kid in your math class. (Like when your teacher tells you to do the work on a separate sheet of paper)

Girl "The kid i s such a Sep Sheet!"

by YourwelcomeSophie April 11, 2011

sep 14

National ask out your crush day. Got a crush that has a boyfriend or girlfriend...TO BAD ASK HER OUT YOU LITTLE WEE WANKER. Unless you have a girlfriend or boyfriend kiss ask them out you cunt

Today is Sep 14 and you know what that means

by Cunt gobber September 14, 2021

Sep 23

Love you're mom day.

Hey better show some love to you're mom it's Sep 23

by I hurt myself lol September 28, 2021