county short

Usually referred to as just "county", its a cigarette smoked to the end with only a few drags left. It's shorter than a regular "short".

Mug #1: Aye joe, let me get that short off that mentho

Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.

Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...

by 74-Bossin November 9, 2008

electronic short Books

'electronic short Books' stand for 'sBOOKs'.

The 'electronic book', also 'eBOOK', is the digital version online of the printed version.

The 'electronic book' can be the full version or a short version of the original book publication. The 'sBOOKs' are also called 'short Books' or 'electronic short Books'.

For example the Advert: See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! electronic short BOOKs Online!

alldayidreamaboutsoccer
alldayidreamaboutsports

by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005

Short eyes

Old school prison slang for a child molester. Term entered the public lexicon in the late 1970s when Miguel Piñero adapted his play Short Eyes into a movie with the same title that became a cult classic and had a popular soundtrack album performed by Curtis Mayfield, including the hit single Do Do Wap Is Strong In Here. The movie is about a pedophile, or "short eyes", who gets tortured and ultimately killed by his fellow inmates after they find out what he's in jail for.

However, the term is rarely used these days. More common current terms for child molesters in prison are chomo and skinner.

Let's shank short eyes in the showers...

by Datch Guy March 28, 2022

stop short

To brake suddenly in order to cop a feel while "restraining" your passenger from being thrown forward.

"How dare you stop short with my wife?!" - Frank Costanza to Kramer on "Seinfeld"

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Trip short people month

During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under

A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021

catch your short

asking someone if you can have the last few drags off the cigerette they are smoking.

Oh now, let me catch your short.

by prison linguist June 2, 2004

Short-fingered Vulgarian

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...

That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016