Shmagectum

A word that encompasses many meanings, but can most simply be stated as "the answer to all of life's problem's". This word can be used as a greeting, salute, adjective, noun, farewell, or just about any other part of speech.

"Shmagectum my friend"
"Oh, Shmagectum to you as well, brother"

"Got any problems in life? Just Shmagect 'em!"

by D.M.W. January 11, 2009

smagettied

To get hammered drunk, Plastered out of the ass, Retardedly retarded.

Brandon: Dude what you do last night?
Kevin: Went to the bar and got smagettied as fuck.

by Blaze B March 19, 2009

Sewage Fruit

Magic Mushrooms.

"One porch, one dog, one cockroach only way to be
I got sewage fruit and it's growing out back from roots
I don't know if they belong to me" - Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon

by Lord Sockington December 24, 2009

Hispanic Sewage Diver

When someone who is wearing eye goggles has their partner excrete diarrhea on his or her face.

When my brother was sleeping I gave him a Hispanic Sewage Diver. He was displeased with me when he found out.

by Rodman Randy May 22, 2006

Smeageldaggeling

Pertaining to any sexual activity.

Yo I want to be smeageldaggeling her in bed right now.

by Jesus Fromwayuphigh October 23, 2008

Sewage Swap

Sucking the the semen out of one asshole and spitting it into another.

Lincoln can perform a sewage swap on up to four men at the same time, he is so talented

by Cumpire October 30, 2023

sewage pussy

The cunt of a hooker living on the streets.

I shouldn't have licked that sewage pussy.

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise March 8, 2008