Alibi Selfie

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.

My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.

by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014

selkie

A selkie is a seal in the water but a man on land. At the full of the moon the selkie rises from the water in foam and spray, takes off its seal skin, throws it aside on the rocks, and dances around mystic fires on the shore. Selkie woman are very beautiful and the men very handsome. That is why when humans in legends happen upon the shore at full moon and see the selkie-people, often they want the selkies to be their mate and steal the sealskins that are lying on the rocks. If their seal skin has been stolen a selkie can never return back to the ocean and becomes a prisoner.

Often in tales the offspring of a human and a selkie have webbed fingers. Over the centuries their human descendents retain a little of the web to remind them that they came from the sea. The legend of the selkie originates from Scotland and also from the fishing coasts of Norway. An old Scottish ballad entitled “Silkie” tells of a selkie-man who falls in love with a beautiful maiden. Usually the tales of selkies are tragic and sad, with a certain longing when a selkie finds themselves in love with a human or the when a human finds themselves desperately in love with a selkie.

If you are ever on the shores of Scotland, turn your face towards the sea and if you listen hard enough you may just hear the ghosts of the selkies and their beloved human laughter and cries rip and wave across the briny sea. And if you do, just think….How many of the people around you are really selkies trapped on land in human form?

Selkie lad- "I may be a selkie but that doesn't matter! I
promise you that somehow I will find a way for us to be together!

madien- "you can't promise any such thing, my love. Don't you see? It is impossible! They will kill you if they find out!"

Selkie Lad- "Come away with me! Let us leave here forever...please!"

madien-"You know I can't...who would care for my dying father?...No... you are a selkie...and I am but a lass on the land...we can never be together!"

Selkie lad-"Please don't say that...I'll find a way! Curse the bloody selkies! I don't want to be a selkie! All I want is to be with ou becuse I love you! You are my true love!

by ocean mist August 16, 2009

Ninja Selfie

Taking a selfie on someone's phone without them knowing.

Shari did a ninja selfie. She is soooo hot, what a sexy surprise!!!

by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai August 28, 2014

selfie stickler

A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (taken via selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.

“Check our that selfie stickler over there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”

by Keronica Kadwell February 8, 2018

Ninja Selfie

Taking a “secret” selfie with someone else’s phone, while waiting to take a photo for them, for them to find later. This is done as a fun prank.

I asked the couple if they would like me to snap a pic of them and I took a few Ninja selfies while they got ready.

by Fitchic July 1, 2019

Selfie King

Someone who takes a lot of photo's of themselves.

Luke Brooks is the Selfie King to end all Selfie Kings. He is flawless.

by Fagggggggot November 2, 2012

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day

National take selfies with your crush day is where u get a free past to take selfies with your crush and they can say no

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day Come on guys/girls don’t be shy ☺️

by The crackhead November 7, 2019