segway

"IT." $40,000 scooter with a gyroscope, thought to be the biggest idea of the century.

I mistakenly traded in my Merceds SLK for a Segway, and it seems to be slower.

by defythereds April 22, 2003

Segway

Some scooter thing that costs 4,500 dollars.

On MTV cribs Shaq had one nice segway.

by Wick October 18, 2003

segway

It's like a scooter. but really expensive.

cool, but... damn it costs a lot!

by gibberish September 26, 2003

Segway

scooter that needs 2 cost less.

a scooter that balances itself...wtf! lol

lol wat a scooter

by unusu-al December 07, 2003

Segway

The completely obvious explanation of the word "cool". Segways are beyond awesome...so is the synonym of "segway."

That canoe trip this weekend was absolutely segway!

by Francis Kruse August 25, 2007

Segway Jesus

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.

Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.

by Segway Jesus Observer March 20, 2009

Mexican segway

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

by Gringo Libre September 24, 2010