seedless grapes

a sterlizied man's balls.

"well," said the urologist "eight hours from now, youll have joined the seedless grapes club".

by spoot June 20, 2008

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

sleeplessness

When you are unable to get sleep. Can be caused by depression, racing thoughts, or just refusing to.

But seriously, why are you looking this up? If you're reading this late at night, please try to sleep.

Person 1: Goes to the kitchen to get breakfast:
Person 1's Mom: My dear, you have such large eyebags under your eyes!
Person 1: Yeah, mom, I'm one of many with sleeplessness.

by MyMomWontStopWatchingCopShows June 9, 2021

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

seedless

a random form of saying sweet,cool,nice,good job. formed in a dorm room around 2 am when the word was randomly blurted out. and was instantly used in everyday vocabulary. cought on by the words catchyness and absurdity. can also be randomly blurted out to fill in for awkward silence.

your Facebook post:bout to get my swag on tonight at the club

friends comment: seedless ;)

... alone with roomate silently studying...
...you say: seedless.

by bushy hooded warrior November 15, 2011

Seedless

To get belligerently, or completely drunk. Typically or usually with good, close friends.

Dude! Phil, Dan, and I went out and got totally seedless!

or

Well guys, Looks like we all need to get seedless tonight.

by Phil_on_uni May 4, 2010

seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.

Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy

by whky April 26, 2014