Walking down Sebastopol's Main Street you may notice anything from some pathetic middle-aged virgin dressed like a wizard; a bunch of clueless old folks who are very much supported by housing and a senior center, but watch out for the old lady driving the wrong way down the one-way street; or some snobby dipshit who thinks his shit don't stink. Both uppity hippies and dopey conservatives try to live with each other here. From holes drilled along the sidewalks, flags that were deposited by the local Boys Scouts troop stand and wave on all the patriotic holidays, and it was scandalous when some dude was caught by a bank machine camera trying to fill the flag holes with cement in the middle of the night. The anti-war Women in Black protest while across the street a bunch of rednecks wearing yellow ribbons chant loudly at them "Support our troops!"
by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011
Get the Sebastopol mug.
Related Words
by a man who is a man November 9, 2018
Get the sebastion mug.One of Sebastopol's jewels was Ives Park, had lots of character once, with an old metal monkey bars tarnished by the hands of countless kids, a man-made concrete creek with steep sides that splits the park in two that fed a pond filled with lively geese and ducks and fish. The park was surrounded by a wall of tall bushes that contained the space but which had openings here and there for access to the outside. A unique stand of majestic, old redwoods with a dedication plaque is a nice visit to stop and look up the tall trees. I was saddened when the playground equipment was replaced with its more boring plastic version (probably because a bunch of dopey overprotective parents thought the old stuff was unsafe); the geese and ducks are gone because the creek is polluted and filled with shitty garbage, and some were even killed by some assholes; everything from a mattress to one of the goddam park benches (which was covered with every kind of graffiti) that had previously been fastened to the ground ended up in the creek; the bushy border was taken down because it kept the cops from being able to look in and see the criminal activity, ruining the comforting enclosed feel of the place. It used to be peaceful but now it is filled with young, scary, obnoxious, foul-mouthed fucks and their stupid rap music blaring, and gross bums wizzing in the bushes despite a public restroom is nearby. I saw some loser taking a dump under the redwoods.
Woman in park: Sir, what are you doing behind that bush?
Bum: Just doing nature's thang in ol' Sebastopol.
Woman: Why not use the restroom?
Bum: The paper's coarse!
Bum: Just doing nature's thang in ol' Sebastopol.
Woman: Why not use the restroom?
Bum: The paper's coarse!
by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011
Get the Sebastopol mug.a small rich city in the northern bay area where wealthy liberals hang out and their kids smoke weed. hybrid cars outnumber every other kind and boutiques and michelin star restaurants line the quaint downtown, most of the kids live off of daddy's money and drive daddy's car and never work.
people spend time at their beach houses at bodega bay or shop in san francisco. if you are a republican you will be treated coldly and humiliated by every rich green party and democratic party member of sebastopol
screw conservative war mongers, we only want you hear if you are rich and liberal!!
people spend time at their beach houses at bodega bay or shop in san francisco. if you are a republican you will be treated coldly and humiliated by every rich green party and democratic party member of sebastopol
screw conservative war mongers, we only want you hear if you are rich and liberal!!
by ecm11 June 10, 2008
Get the sebastopol mug.by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek November 23, 2021
Get the Sebastyn mug.That night i became sebastionphobic in the bathroom
by Johnphobic February 13, 2022
Get the sebastionphobic mug.