Seamus

A dog, most likely outside, an old hound and probably crying too

I was in the kitchen, Seamus (that's the dog) was outside.

by Stratosphericc July 30, 2019

Seamus

The best guy you will ever meet. Honest, Caring, Understanding. Hella heart eyes for this dude and I hope he stays in my life forever. I love him with my whole heart

Person 1 - hey would you ever go out with seamus?

Person 2- fuck yea

by Fudgebubblemonkey765 March 11, 2019

Seamus

The hottest guy you will ever meet! He's smart and funny! They tend to be great at sports!

"Hey, did you see Seamus and the game yesterday?"

"Yes! He looked so hot!"

by fortnitelife May 4, 2018

Swanus

Swedish anus

There is no anus more famous than Swanus,

by bumptiousdood January 19, 2010

Seamus

American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.

"I'm a brother Seamus!"

by OsirusR July 15, 2009

Seamus Heaney

A ruthless villain who will stop at nothing to torture the younger generations by writing poems of any century other than the 21st.

English teachers nut over Seamus Heaney

by Thomas Heaney December 9, 2017

seamus moment

when something goes wrong in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment. if you end up losing in any way shape or form in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment.

that's such a seamus moment

by donovan VI March 22, 2022