chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.

I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.

by ZumZoom May 25, 2016

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009

seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies

the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"

by billo sommerer March 28, 2008

Seamen Grind

The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.

mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night

by clynch October 16, 2010

seamen

people who work/live on a nautical craft

oh look, there is some seamen

by georgina32 September 18, 2023

seamen proctor

a man who likes men and Gorillaz

Jimmy:your such a seamen proctor
sawyer:thanks babe<3

by not seamen proctor September 1, 2022

creamin' seamen

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.

(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.

by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017