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Seaman

1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.

2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.
1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?
by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025
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Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.
I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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seaman bat

A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born
Last night I did some crazy shit

Like what?

I gave birth to a seaman bat
by Icantthinkofanynames June 12, 2017
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Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.
Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!
by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009
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seaman belly

adj: to describe a person who looks so gentleman and polite, but that guy is actually a gangster who curses a lot or firetruck people a lot. Or he is just an abnormal person.
1. He looks so normal, but actually he is a seaman belly who enjoys stabbing himself like an emo.
by Valocko October 30, 2010
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Seaman's Revenge

When the female has finished giving oral sex and has seaman in her mouth, then kisses the male with her tongue, exchanging the seamen.
Nice bit of Seaman's Revenge
by fjdoigjsio December 21, 2010
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seaman snooter

One who loves sperm so much they will do a line of seaman off thier lovers belly like it were a line of cocain, using a straw or a rolled up fifty dollar bill.
My woman is such a seaman snooter she ruined two perfectly good fifties!
by jimmie j October 24, 2008
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