Seabreeze

when a man cums in a females ass and she farts in his face.

yo dude, avon totally gave me a mad seabreeze last night.

by humpman January 22, 2008

Seabreeze

Seabreeze is slang for oral sex performed on a man while he is sitting on the toilet and defecating . A Seabreeze can be performed by a man or a woman.

My girlfriend gave me a Seabreeze this morning, because it is my Birthday.

by Almighty D August 30, 2006

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

seabreeze

A nickname for a man/women that has intimate relations with others, and is ridiculed by friends. Usually meaning that they are envious of them.

Also known as, he-bitch, man whore, and sometimes just max.

Dat nigga is a seabreeze.

Seabreeze!? You-Your a whore! A dirty whore! Quote: Family Guy

by miznax September 1, 2008

Seared

to be dissed or tricked

Justin: What has two arm, two legs and stays late to clean my room every Friday night?

Tony: I don't know, what?

Justin: Your Mom!

Justin: Seared bitch.

by Orick12 May 1, 2011

seared near

when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare

1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"

2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near

by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014

pan-seared

to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.

Somebody's ass just got pan-seared

by anonymous3000 October 12, 2007