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Seasoned

Getting your ass brutally beaten. Getting beat down or getting killed. Similar to getting murked folded or dropped.
That nigga was talking shit you already know i had to season his ass.

Damn, Scott really got his shit seasoned during the fight yesterday.
by anonymous June 12, 2018
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Seasoned

Someone who is fun, has a great personality and the opposite of boring.
I don’t get why they don’t hang out with us, we are sooo seasoned.
by vioLIT_thompson February 19, 2019
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Seasoned Gay

A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).
Ugh, I hate when Tom tries to be a SEASONED GAY. He just came out a month ago!
by True Seasoned Gay July 5, 2009
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seasoned toker

A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.

A person who smokes a lot of weed.

A very experienced smoker
"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"

"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"
by ismokeganja January 23, 2009
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seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.
by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009
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