Shimper

A person who is both a simp and a shipper.
Used when you ship two or more people but you also simp for one or more of the people in that ship.

"I'm a shimper"

by Hot Mamma Killugon shipper March 6, 2022

Shimper

A person who's a simp and also ships other people

She's such a shimper, she ships me with Fin 'cause she can't find anyone to simp for!
Stop being a shimp! But bro, I ship ya with Ellie so...I guess I'm a shimper too?

by magicauras September 25, 2022

Schwimmer

1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".

2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.

You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.

by Tugboat June 4, 2004

scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.

When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.

by Chenee April 1, 2008

schipper

Derived from the Dutch language, Used to reference a job held working with shovels, typically those of gravediggers, possibly also as relates to murder.

I stayed up all night schippering about

by Robert O. Jordan October 25, 2010

Schipper

A lazy bum that goes to taco bell 6 times in 2 days. also known as pimpleback whale.He drives a piece of junk ford f-150, thats 2WD???? he swears he can make his own bumper for his truck, and also swears he can get all the chicks he wants in Iowa, but if u look at him irl hes a whopping 350 pounds and maxes out the publix scale

dont be a schipper if u wanna be cool

by Dingus and friends June 6, 2011

Shimperific

extraordinarily great or intense with a Shimp feel.

Have you had that spaghetti it is shimperific!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011