scuttlebutt

Rumors and gossip(navy)

That site is a good way to spread unwanted scuttlebutt.

by Light Joker January 15, 2005

Scuttlebuck the Tustard

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".

I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!

by scissorman October 23, 2008

Scuttle Fuck

A scuttle fuck is a small group of individuals that fuck in tandem/ tag team. The act of scuttling is very difficult and requires immense skill and strength to retain the tandem fuck. The scuttle Fuck group usually consists of 5 - 10 people and consist of both males and females, the person in the back is scuttle initiator and the person in the front is called the scuttle master.

yo that party was packed there were like 5 scuttle fucks worth of people.

by SCUTTKLE MASTER September 13, 2016

Shuttlesworth

Proper name: noun. 1. Origin from Manchester UK. Meaning to move or travel. 2. These descendants came out of the house of Tudor. 3. Originally were very well off and commercial tradesmen loaning money to Queen Elizabeth during the 1500's

Most every Shuttlesworth I've ever met have moved or traveled abroad at least once in their recent family lineage.

by RunninRonan October 17, 2017

Scuttlehead

Shit for brains.

Norm MacDonald's preferred identifiable group for scapegoating.

You know what's wrong with this country? Too many scuttleheads.

by BlackBBQBones June 6, 2022

the scuttlebutt

the scuttlebutt: rumor/gossip. It's actually a nautical term for a cask used to serve water for immediate consumption. Sailors would gossip around the scuttlebutt while congregating for a drink of water.

Sailors always congregate around the scuttlebutt to find out the latest gossip on the ship!

by The Scuttlebutt January 25, 2014

scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.

Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.

by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013