Any form of facial hair consisting predominantly of sparsely distributed short and coarse hairs, usually dark in color. Named for the quality of character typical exhibited by those who brandish such a look.
"Did you see the little scuzzstache Chip has going?"
"Yeah, it's no wonder he had his V-Card until he was 28."
"Yeah, it's no wonder he had his V-Card until he was 28."
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A mustache that you get from sunburn or tanning by not using sunscreen. Happens to many people and looks oddly disturbing on females.
My sister has a Sunstache from getting sunburns at the beach. We tell her to put sunscreen on, but she wouldn't listen, and she was shit out of luck.
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Get the cumstache mug.A mustache that is not fully grown in yet, and is still growing, so the hairs are spread apart. Scumstash mostly applies to mexicans who are dirty, but can be applied to noobs with a mustache thats dirty.
Crystal: "Lucas, I love your scumstash, it's so dirty."
Lucas: "Thank you ese."
James: "Yo scumballs, get you and your shitstash outta here."
Lucas: "Thank you ese."
James: "Yo scumballs, get you and your shitstash outta here."
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dude did you see that chick" - "yeah she's hot but loses points for the 'stache" - "she has a slutstache
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