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trod's cum

one of the divine fluids that we, humans, have been blessed with. unlike trod's tears, which grant you immortality, trod's cum forces you into an epiphany. you'll gain awareness beyond what any human has ever experienced, and you'll see what's been invisible to our species since the beginning of time. spirits, demons, the very energies that our universe is made up of. you'll be able to see it all, after consuming trod's cum.
jesus fuck . . . i just drank trod's cum . . . what's this feeling . . ?
by xavigor January 24, 2021
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Devil's Cum

Much like the Devil's Balls, this is also a common cooking related incident:
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.

Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.

Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.
"Ow!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"
by tenkunsfw March 11, 2022
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The neighbor's cum is always whiter

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia
Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter
by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020
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tracy b's cum dumpster

the skankiest bitch in kumeu. her pussy straight up looks like minced meat at this point with the amount of pounding its taken. has a large glazing of male creme brulee after finishing on that minced meat
yoza, lets go hit tracy b's cum dumpster this weekend you keen?
yooza sieg fuk
by tracyscumslut November 6, 2018
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Buddy's Cum Lake

Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.
One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!
by Creepy Fish Finger(very scary) January 25, 2022
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Ardy’s cum

The most delicious cum. Kia eats ardy’s cum and ardy eats kia’s cum after his shower
Ardy’s cum tastes like Pepsi cola
by jamespatrickmarchwife March 27, 2021
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Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023
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