bum scruffler

max

max is a fat bum scruffler

by max4689 January 10, 2022

scurfuffle

When a cat and a squirrel get into a fight.

"Did you hear that scurfuffle last night? I thought your cat was going to get his ass handed to him by that squirrel!"

by redmeat420 April 9, 2009

bug scuffle

Bug Scuffle - n., a brief, vigorous, public dispute between insignificant persons, esp. of those of low or sleazy character.

"The celebrities had a bug scuffle over the issue, making them both appear stupid," or, "The arriving-officers were told that the bar fight was not major - just a bug scuffle".

by Dave Sohagi September 7, 2010

Scruffleberry

1. A scruffle between two puss bags.
2. A fight two wusses get in.

Dude did you hear about that scruffleberry the other day?

Erick and Alex got into a bigtime scruffleberry.

by ScuttleBerry June 3, 2010

Scruffle Wuffle

Scruffle Wuffle is another word for "poopy head" and "stinky"

Tyrone: *Smacks Joe in the face*
Joe: OMG Tyrone you are such a Scruffle Wuffle
Tyrone: *Literally dies*

by I am Shrektastic October 9, 2019

souufflee

an amazing and beautiful person with funny content. A great mutual 🙏

stranger 1: do you know souufflee?
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stranger 1: me too!!

by dahyun’swife June 7, 2021

angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013