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smuffin

A muffin with smud as frosting, that you feed to your one night stand.
Good morning! Care for a smuffin?
by smudder November 22, 2010
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Stuffin the Muffin

At the party, I was stuffin the muffin with this chick from the Southside
by Johnny, John December 11, 2003
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cuffin' and stuffin'

1. This refers to the arrest, handcuffing, and placement of an individual into a police cruiser. The term is used when the individual in question is obviously a waste of skin and oxygen.

2. This can also refer to holding people responsible for their own actions, and punishing them accordingly.
1. The police officers were cuffin' and stuffin' the gliberal (Yes, gliberal) "peace activists."

2. John Smith kept disrupting the education of his peers, so the teacher found himself cuffin' and stuffin' John all the way down to the main office. It should be noted that John Smith simply received a pathetic slap on the wrist, along with a Band-Aid for his bruised ego and self-esteem. He soon found himself back in class, wasting everyone else's time, and the taxpayers' money. This also encouraged several of his peers to display a contempt and disrespect for authority.
by crash December 5, 2003
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stuffin the canoli

sticking your dick in wrong girl (i.e. cheating)
Girlfriend: So he got a room with his "friend" for a night and claims nothing happened.

Friend: OH hes definately stuffin the canoli
by littleguy6 April 27, 2009
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cuffin 'n stuffin

a reference to sexual activity involving handcuffs and vaginal or rectal penetration
Bill: Where is Becky gone man? Is she coming down the road to the next club?

Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.
by Macktown August 6, 2019
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sluffin

More endearing than most derogative terms for skanks. Used when you want to piss someone off and call them a name but you still love them. If they are a skank and need to be reminded sluffin probably wouldn't offend.

slut+muffin=sluffin
-God, you hooked up with that guy again... you sluffin
-I know its pathetic
by gretchen_weiners July 12, 2010
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sluffin

a combination of the words slut and muffin. a less harsh word used to call your friends slutty without offending them.
Friend 1: "OMG! I love you girl!"
Friend 2: "AH, I LOVE YOU, TOO! But sometimes you can be a real sluffin!"
Friend 1: "Yeah, I totally know. I shouldn't have hooked up with those 4 guys last night!"
by peacetea July 12, 2010
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