scrumpfle

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

by june t March 20, 2010

Scruples

Gettin your shit together/gathering your composure

Dammit Shannon, hurry up and get your damn scruples together - we’re gonna be late!

Fuck, Jennifer forgot to come into work again, that bitch needs to get her scruples together already

by The Countryman’s August 12, 2018

Bumble Scrumble

A semi sexual act involving two partners, a word which really means anything from kissing to doing the nasty if ya get my drift

Josh: Bumble scrumble?
Neve: Sure babes

by Bumblescrumbler October 30, 2020

Scrumble

Scrumble is the official Facebook application for Premiership Rugby. As the best way to organize attending a game with your mates, the Scrumble app serves as a seamless event planning hub to organize every detail of a cracking day at the rugby. The application ensures that the most important details get sorted, including who’s attending and where and when to meet, whilst not leaving out the fun bits, like who’s paying the first round, predictions for the match’s first scorer, and other “rules of the day”.

I'm going to a Premiership Rugby match in two weeks, guess it's time to set up a Scrumble.

by lunchanddinner September 16, 2010

scruples

Morals or a Conscience

I officially have no scruples!

by Andrew Greer May 3, 2007

Scrumble

Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.

Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”

by poobrainer September 16, 2010

scrumptless

Opposite of Scrumptious.

Damn Dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather snack on dog shit than eat this.

by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008