A male who is lazy. He has no job, car, or home and definitely has no money. He talks about what he wants and makes himself out to be more than what he is. Often perpetrating, lying about having and that when he's just a loser.
by queen Kesha December 23, 2014
Seriously the funniest show television. It's about a guy JD and his best friends Turk, Elliot and Carla, who all work in a hostpital, with many other wondefully biazarre characters.
Dude lets watch scrubs!
Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see
Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)”
The Todd: Dude, I hear they have laws that make women completely cover their bodies when they're out in public. The war in Irak. Try the war to see rack.”
Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see
Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)”
The Todd: Dude, I hear they have laws that make women completely cover their bodies when they're out in public. The war in Irak. Try the war to see rack.”
by Jessica Halfacre September 29, 2007
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
A scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best-friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
A scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best-friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
Look at that scrub thinkin he can holla at me.
by Gangsta June 28, 2003
Gina: you should date him
Emily: no he's hanging on the passenger's side of his best friends ride trying to Holla at me
Emily: HE'S A SCRUB
Emily: no he's hanging on the passenger's side of his best friends ride trying to Holla at me
Emily: HE'S A SCRUB
by WEEBS NEED LUV 2 August 22, 2019
dressing like a homeless person
Girl 1: "Ew, look at that girl, she's totally scrubbing"
Girl 2: "She's homeless, she can't help it."
Girl 2: "She's homeless, she can't help it."
by mypseudonym? June 12, 2009
Someone who thinks they are the best, who believes that everyone is in love with them no matter how broke they are, no matter how many people hate them, no matter how little they have. A scrub is a guy (generally) who thinks they are amazing, they have little to no chance of waking up and seeing that the universe does not centre around them. They are generally persistent motherfuckers.
"A scrub is a guy who thinks hes fly"
"Hey baby give me your number"
"No thanks,"
"Come on,"
"I said no"
"Hey baby give me your number"
"No thanks,"
"Come on,"
"I said no"
by Thismadness January 08, 2016