Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrot notcher

Someone who boasts about having their testicles sucked.

Don't go home with Dave, he's a scrot notcher

by Kris Taylor September 10, 2005

scrotastinate

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.

Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..

by C.Lit May 20, 2010

scrogaine

Over the counter hair regrowth treatment applied directly to the ol' coin purse.

I had some patchy bald spots, so I got myself some Scrogaine to make my balls more rugged looking, and after a few weeks they were good as new!

by JustinG January 31, 2008

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

scootaloo

1. The name of one of the Cutiemark Crusaders(CMC) from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.
2. A chicken call.

Here chickens! Scoot-scoot-scootaloo! Come here chickens!

by Fluttrshy July 18, 2011

Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023