Sockosexual

Someone who masterbates in socks.

He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!

by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

Setrosexual

Coined by Simon Sheena in November 2006.
Being inbetween a hetrosexual and metrosexual. A man that looks after himself but not to the extent of being classified as a metrosexual. It can be considered a lighter form of metrosexuality. Note: A setrosexual does not mean a closet homosexual. A setrosexual has only interests in himself and women. A man who attempts to look his best at all times, one that takes pride in his apperance.

Girl 1 - "Wow, this guy is so cute but he does focus on himself alot, do you think he's...?"
Girl 2 - "no way, he can't be, his interests are purely in women or himself"
Girl 1 - "yeh, he must be Setrosexual then"

by Simon Sheena November 11, 2008

SCPsexual

Something is non-existing and you should go die in a hole if you are

Idiot: ....Hey I have something to say
normal person: Yes?
Idiot:...I am SCPsexual
normal person:...
Idiot:....
normal person: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE DUMBASS

by Iampansexualitsatrueone March 26, 2021

Sorusexual

Sorusexual means being attracted to Uros Lukic to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean your attracted to people named uros or soru as well.

My sexuality it sorusexual, I am attracted only to Uros Lukic he is so hot

by ludisorufan March 6, 2021

somosexual

somosexual....somo (the singer)....sexual (sex w/ only somo)...

John: ill only fuck one guy and it's somo

Lisa: so your gay
John: No somosexual

by tae619 September 7, 2015

Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Sockosexual

A man who masterbates with a sock pulled over his dick to catch the cum

What a sockosexual, he already jacked off in 6 socks before noon.

by Doriface22 July 24, 2016