scrungler

A person who scavenges for illegal substances at any cost.

What's that guy doing sniffing on the wall over there? Don't tell me he's scrungling again. Fucking scrungler.

by MavericksBeCray September 11, 2016

Scroogle

To juggle your balls in your hand through your ballsack.

Last night my dog was watching me scroogle and it was awesome

by NiggaBallsHDMI June 18, 2021

Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

scrondled

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.

Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.

by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022

sprongle

A verb used to describe the warping of an object (and potentially the space-time continuum with it) into a completely different shape, usually when something amazing or rare happens. It has also been described as warping one's consciousness into a parallel universe for a short period of time. Often results in scrombling of the mind, which in turn causes mind chaos, dizziness, and thoughts leaking out into the physical world. Most popular as the subject of a surreal meme in which the one and only Meme Man sprongles.

The best way to sprongle into the highest level of the universe is to partake in a delicious h salad meal with friends.

by tctwc April 23, 2019

Scronge

When your nuts are stuck to the side of you leg

" Ah, its kinda hot out here.... i just hope i dont have.. O GREAT.. Someone get the spatula! I Got Scronge!

by Trevor Aldrich August 7, 2006

Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.

So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."

by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009