Scrumpy Gaming

Demoman’s Scrumpy

Scrumpy gaming TF2

HESS man dies

by Scrumpy gaming December 21, 2020

Scromplaticanation

The mathematical equation for figuring out how much something can scromplat

I calculated the scromplaticanation for a banana and it came out to 3

by Thelvern August 21, 2022

Scrumpy

An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world

Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!

by stuartking March 31, 2009

scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007

Scrumpy

Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.

That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.

by TheBabyWhoSaysHelloToEveryone September 18, 2023

Scrumpy

a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in

that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down

by :o) April 25, 2003

scrumpy and weston

A musical style blending English Folk and country rock unique to the English west country. Founded by Adge Cutler and the wurzels.

The term derives from scrumpy a potent form of rough cider and Weston-super-mare, a town in Somerset.

Scrumpy and Weston is the new rock and roll

by Black Flag May 28, 2004