Scroff

The combination of the words screw and off .

T.J. was being a jerk so I told him to scroff.

by Brick22 February 2, 2008

scroffy

n. or adj.
The name given to a person who is said to be suffering from scrofula; mainly affects Alex’s.
Also used to describe objects attached to people.

"Yoage dude, whats that scroffy doing on your back?"

"Hey scroffy, s'up ma nizzle?"

by The Tim January 3, 2005

scrofa

A wild sexual encounter that lasts for over a hour. Down and dirty sex....

After a night of dancing the couple went home and scrofa'd until the wee hours of the morning.

by Caesar August 1, 2003

Scruffage

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.

... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?

by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010

scroufal

scroufal: the act of unexpectingly going up to someone and repeatedly and somewhat forcefully moving one of your hands through their hair on the backside of their head.

Hey I didn't know Derek was here! I better go scroufal him!

by Derek Bruce Necessary January 29, 2006

scroffmart

Referring to a discount department store with "mart" in the name; usually where scroffs can be found dragging one or more screaming kids around by their arms.

The local Scroffmart usually has the lowest prices on cigarettes, pop, and beer.
(Walmart, Kmart, etc.)

by Blonde2Fast March 7, 2009

Scruffaluffagus

the act of grinding your fist into a male's rear end.

During the act of a scruffy you can use a scruffaluffagus to really get him.

by Wizkid00009 October 9, 2009